Cute sayings and Poems

Cute Sayings

*When im dreaming on my own, i may be alone but im not lonely. When your a dramer, nights the only time of day u fel alive and not so alone! Becasue in my dreams someone holds me safe and warm. and when u dont have that in daylight, your dreams are always *Love is when there are 2 people sitting in the middle *You have so much power over me, youd be suprised if only u knew.. I wonder what youd say if u knew that i woke up every morning thinking of you on my mind, showering thinking of you, listening to my music thinking of you, putting on makeup for you, sitting in school thinking of you, talking on the phone about you, and falling alseep thinking of you. if only u knew how u send my heart spinning evertime you look into my eyes ans stare unitl we pass. If only you kew how everything aroind me darkens, all i hear is my heart pounding. If only u knew how much u meant to me. I just wonder what youd say. *Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off. DONT MESS WITH WOMEN DRIVERS I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung his head out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 38 miles each way every day to work - that's 76 miles. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway, so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper. I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33. According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed. No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping her off. *i understand when u get in fights with your friends cause ure bound to say some crap to bring eachother down, but can u imagine family doing something like that?well.. i can

*Love your enemies..it really pisses them off. *u can pick your friends, but u cant pick your family! *can i have a pix of u so i can show santa what i want for xmas? *CoFfEe, cHoCoLaTe, MeN ==> SoMe tHiNgS aRe JuSt BeTtEr RiCh *a **** iS a DoG, A dOg BaRkS, BaRk Is A pArT of A tReE, tReE Is pArT oF nAtUrE, NaTuRe Is BeAuTiFuL, sO iF u EvA cAll Me A ****, tHaNx 4 tHe CoMpLiMeNt *MiRrOrS DoNt TaLk AnD LuCkY 4 U ThEy DoNt LaUgH EiThEr!! *If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." *A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument *Do u believe in love at first site? or should I walk by again? * Don’t frown because you never know who could be falling in love with your smile *Rememeber when you asked me who i loved and i said none i for to say none but you. *sometimes i wish i had never met you beacuse then i could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.

He's teaching her arithmetic he said it was his mission. He kissed her once he kissed her twice and said "Now thats addition" And as he added smack by smack in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said Now thats subtraction" Then he kissed her and she kissed him with out and explanation. Then both together smiled and said "Now thats multipulcation" Then dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decion, he kicked that kid three(3) blocks away and said "Now thats L-O-N-G devision" Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry, have you ever needed something so bad you can’t sleep at night, have you ever tried to find the words but they don’t come out right, have you ever. Have you ever been in love, been in love so bad you’d do anything, to make them understand. Have you ever had someone steal your heart away you’d give anything to make them feel the same. Have you ever searched for words to get you in their heart, but you don’t know what to say and you don’t know where to start. Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry, have you ever needed something so bad you can’t sleep at night, have you ever tried to find the words but they don’t come out right, have you ever. Have you ever found the one, you’ve dreamed of all your life, do just about anything to look into their eyes. Have you finally found the one, you’ve given your heart to only to find that one, won’t give their heart to you. Have you ever closed your eyes and dreamed that they were there, and all you can do is wait till that day when they will care.