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3 Old Sisters

Three old sisters--92, 94, and 96 years old, respectively all lived
together.

One day the oldest drew a bath.  She put one foot in the water,
paused, then called downstairs to her sisters: "Am I getting in the tub or
out of the tub?"

The middle sister started up the stairs to help, then paused and
called back downstairs:   "Was I going up or coming down?"

The youngest sister, who was sitting at the kitchen table having
tea, said, "I guess I'll have to help.  I hope I never get that forgetful!"

She knocked wood on the table as she got up, then paused. "I'll come up
as soon as I see who's at the door!" she called.

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