Jokes and Funny Sayings

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Funny
Sayings

A History Lesson (very interesting).

Super Man Being a Real Jerk.

A Classic Case of Grandma Abuse.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

Forgive Your Enemies.

VIRUS WARNINGS.

Sex at 95.

Secrets For a Lasting Marriage

2 Deaf People Get Married

Superbowl

Funny Celebrity Sayings

How They Make Ice Cream.

20 Year Sentence

God Against the Devil

A Blind Man's Meal

Aching Testicles

Healthy Insanity

Reflection in My Mirror

Ramblings

The Top 8 Idiots

Male & Female Nouns

All Men are men

Taste test

What Do?

Bush & the Pope

Employee Review

Bad American George Carlin

Evolution of Man & Woman

Anti-Dubya

The Brick Layer

How to Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

10 Dot Com Failure Signs

Why Mom's don't let Dad give the Baby a bath

The TRUE meaning of Self Confidence

Who's is the Best Invention?

Need a Job / Not My Job

The Vasectomy

Too Cute

The New Ferrari

NOT NOW KID!!

Gas Prices

Sign on a Golf Course

Aliens

Some Days.....

Spaghetti (attorney joke)

Old Rooster

Red Zone

TGIF

"R" Rated Nursery Rhymes

The Truth in 13 Words

Do the Screw

Weather Report

Password

Doctor Visit

The Atheist

Barbara Walter Report

Heart Warming
and Religious

Teddy

Knowledge Age Brings

3 Good Arguments About Jesus

Lord, if you are out there...

The Taxi Cab Ride

God is Watching

Answered Prayers

Count Your Blessings

The World is Like it is, Because we Said OK

Facts of Life

Do You Have The Time?

How to Stay Young & Happy

A Soldiers Perspective

The Stock Boy and the Check-Out Girl

Jesus and Satan

Grandma's Shoe's

Choose How to Start Your day

The Trouble Tree

Checking in Today

God's Voice Mail

A Thousand Marbles

The Box

Five Great Lessons

My Son

White Roses

A True Friend

You Live and Learn

Something to Ponder

Deep Thoughts

The Lord's Prayer

A Wish For You

Trading Memories

Pancakes

Resignation

Reminiscing

Obstacles

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking

The Speeding Ticket

I Could Do It

Time and Friends

Letter From Grandma

Cute Kid Stories

If God Had,

Did Anyone Ever Tell You?

Truth About Love & Friends

A Smile For You

Great Truths About Life

The Surgeon & the Boy

Funny Quotes

The Early bird gets the worm,
But the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

It is not that I've learned too late in my life...
But that I understood too little during my youth.

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