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Beware of...
THE ALGORE Virus.... (Causes your computer to just keep counting
and
counting and counting and counting)
THE CLINTON Virus....(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO
memory)
THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus... (Makes a new hard drive out
of a
floppy)
THE LEWINSKY virus... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then
Emails everyone about what it did)
THE RONALD REAGAN virus.... (Saves your data, but forgets where
it is
stored)
THE MIKE TYSON virus.... (Quits after two bytes)
THE OPRAH WINFREY virus.... (Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to
100mb,
then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)
THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus... (Deletes all old files)
THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus... (Disks can no longer be inserted)
THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your
processor
doesn't care)
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus... (Only attacks minor files)
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus... (Terminates some files,
leaves, but
will be back)and my personal favorite
THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5
inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows)
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