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Cute Stories about Kids
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom
of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked
what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm
drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows
what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the
Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds. After explaining the
commandment to "honor
thy Father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a
commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the Oldest of
a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that Billy
Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that
happen?," gasped her
mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady,
"but three girls helped
me catch him."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her
mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her
mother has
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her
brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
"Why are some ofyour hairs
white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time
that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation
for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a
litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there
were
two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you
know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,"
he replied. "I think it's printed on
the bottom."
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The children had all been photographed, and
the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just
think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say,
'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's
the
teacher. She's dead."
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For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling
his first-grade teacher
about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day
the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn
child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.
Furthermore,
he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap
and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were
expecting at
home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I
think Mommy ate it!"
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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten
teacher said, "If
anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room
asked, "How will that help?"
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