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Ten Signs Your DotCom in on the
Skids
Rated PG
1) The company CEO has moved from the corner office to the ledge
outside the corner office.
2) The manager informs you that the drinks in the company fridge
haven't been free and hands you a $4,800 Snapple bill.
3) The company president asks if anyone has a problem giving out
a
little astrological advice over the phone while they work.
4) The head of R&D is spending more and more time in the park
across
street with a metal detector he refers to as his "search
engine."
5) There's now 10-year-old Indonesian boys on either side of you
assembling Nike running shoes.
6) Management is now using copies of the company prospectus
exclusively for rolling papers.
7) Next time you see the company's founder, he is wearing a paper
hat
and telling you which one is the Diet Coke.
8) The human resources manager informs you that (though it wasn't
spelled out in black and white) giving conventioneers body
massages
was indeed implied in your job description, and that it could
also
involve a little "converging," if you know what he
means.
9) You arrive at work to find that all the computers have been
replaced with Etch-a-Sketches.
10) Your boss concedes that he might be out of his teens before
he's
able to retire.
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