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"You asked your neighbor?"
A 75-year-old man went to his doctor's office and was informed
that he needed to get a sperm count for testosterone levels.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar
home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained,
"Well, doc, it's like this... First I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my
wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her
left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and
still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the lady
next door, and she tried too; first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between
her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? "
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we
tried, we still couldn't get that damn jar open!"
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