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|A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables,
and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit,
he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the
next big heist, then began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect
the wires, clear as a bell he hears: "Jesus is
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the
voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say
that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot squawked: "I'm just
trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind
of people would name a bird Moses?"
The bird replies: "The kind of people that would
name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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