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An 80 Year Old Man Goes To The Doctor

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the
80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt
better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began. "I have an older friend, much like you,
who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One
day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across
a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he
couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of
habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and
went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out
and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think
of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody
else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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