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Big City Lawyer!!!
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. He
shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the
other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up
on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator
responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now
I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are
not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial
attorneys in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll
sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know
how we settle disputes in Saskatchewan. We settle small
disagreements like this with the Saskatchewan Three Kick
The lawyer asked, "What is the Saskatchewan Three Kick
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my
land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three
times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and
decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to
abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up
to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy
steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal
gushing from his mouth.
The barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to
his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to
his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said,
"Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn."
[I love this part....]
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can
have the duck."
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