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Clyde, a farmer in Alabama, decided his
injuries from an accident were serious enough to take the
trucking company responsible for the accident to Court.
In Court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say at the scene of
the accident, I'm fine?" asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened.
I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into
the..."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer
interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you or
did you not say I'm fine at the scene of the
accident?"
Clyde said, "Well, yes, but I had just got Bessie
into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am
trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman that he was
just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's
answer and said to the lawyer, I'd like to hear what he
has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, like I
was saying I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule,
into the trailer and was driving her down the highway
when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign
and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into
one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was
hurting real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I
knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."
"About that time a Highway Patrolman come on the
scene. He could hear Bessie a moaning and groaning so he
went over to her first.
After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her
between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road
with his gun in his hand and looked at me and said, 'And,
how are you feeling?' " |
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