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Devil came to the service
A few minutes before the Sunday service started, the townspeople
were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly Satan appeared
at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and
running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic
effort to get out.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming
oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said: 'Don't you know who I
am?'
The man replied: 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't,' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?'
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even
tone.
'Don't you know that I can! cause you profound, horrifying,
physical agony for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope.'
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you
afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied: 'Been married to your sister for over 48
years.'
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