Funny QuotesThe Early bird gets the worm,
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
It is not that I've learned too late in my life...
But that I understood too little during my youth.
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