An Older Gentleman Awaiting Surgery An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me...your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife." ----------------------------------------- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.. Today, it's called golf. ___________________________________________________ |
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