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A US Navy cruiser pulled into port in
Mississippi for a week's shore leave.
The first evening, the Captain was more than a little
surprised to receive the following letter from the wife
of a wealthy plantation owner:
"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter
Melinda's, coming of age party. I would like you to send
four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They
should arrive at 8:00 p.m. prepared for an evening of
polite southern conversation and dance with lovely young
ladies. One last point: No, Mexican's. We don't like
Sure enough, at 8:00 PM on Thursday, the lady heard a rap
at the door.
She opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four
exquisitely mannered, smiling BLACK officers. Her jaw hit
the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered,
"There must be some mistake!"
"On no, madam," said the first officer,
"Captain Martinez doesn't make mistakes."
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