|Paul returned from a doctor's visit one
day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only
had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her
to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made
Six hours later, Paul went to her
again, and said, "Honey, now I only have18 hours
left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Alma agrees and again they make love.
Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he
now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's
shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more
time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she
rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head,
and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four
more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake
her up. "Honey I only have four hours left! Could
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You