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1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll
serve you, but don't start anything."
3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we
don't serve food in here."
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The
ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
10. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
11. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
12. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My
dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at
him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then
checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?, Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
14. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there
are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either
my mum or my dad... or maybe my older brother Colin. Or my
younger brother Ho-Cha Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.
15. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.
16. I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a
17. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit
a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you
can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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