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|Poetry Contest Between Redneck and Yale
Graduate - Way Funny
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale
a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then
allowed two minutes
to study the word and come up with a poem that contained
the word. The
word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He
stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that,
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!
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