A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times before?"
"Well, husband no. 1 was a Sales Representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband no. 2 was in Software Support, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband no. 3 was from Field Services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband no. 4 was in Telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband no. 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband no. 6 was from Finance and Administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband no. 7 was in Marketing, although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband no. 8 was a psychiatrist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband no. 9 was a gynaecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband no. 10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was...... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!".
"Good" said the husband, "but why?"
"You're a Tax Man. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!
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