A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before it's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone you religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turned to the priest and asked, "Do you think the sign should just say "Bridge Out?"
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