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There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn
one day when she happened upon a large pile of fresh
horse manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal
and she was feeling hunger pains, she flew down to the
irresistible delicacy and began to munch out. She ate ...
and ate... and then ... she ate some more!!!
Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her
face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, then
attempted to fly away. But alas ... she had pigged out
far too much and could not get off the ground.
She looked around wondering what to do about this
unpleasant situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning
upright against the barn wall. She'd found a solution!!
She realized if she could just become airborne she'd be
able to fly again. So, she, painstakingly, climbed to the
top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath,
spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into
She ... dropped like a rock ... and splattered all over
the floor ...
The moral to this sad story?
"Never fly off the handle when you know you're full
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