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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande
from time to
time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered
for his
capture.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite
cantina, snuck
up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head,
and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the
loot or I'll blow
your brains out."
But the bandit didn't speak English and the Ranger didn't speak
Spanish!
Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated
the
Ranger's message.
The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was
buried
under the oak tree in back of the cantina.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.
The lawyer answered, "He said, 'Get lost, you dirty stinkin
gringo. I will never
tell you where the money is and you wouldn't dare shoot
me.'"
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