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Top 15 Human Peeves for Dogs
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg
humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
3. Yelling at me for barking. ....... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG !!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your
toothbrush tastes a little like cat?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry
but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet....
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why
we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
12. When you pick up the poop piles in the yard. Do you realize
how far behind schedule that puts me?
13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
15. Invisible fences. To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved
the visible fence problem.
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