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Wisdom As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone
love you. All you can do
is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for
about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge
boobs.

I've learned that it takes years to build up
trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare
yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long
after you think you're
finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what
we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and
steamy ! ! a relationship is
at first, the passion fades, and there had better be
a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in
your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken
from you too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away.

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