| @ PRISON |
@ WORK |
| you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell |
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle |
| you get three meals a day fully paid for |
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
it |
| you get time off for good behavior |
you get more work for good behavior |
| the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you |
you must often carry a security card and open all the
doors for yourself |
| you can watch TV and play games |
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games |
| you get your own toilet |
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee
on the seat |
| they allow your family and friends to visit |
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family |
| all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required |
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners |
| you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
get out |
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars |
| you must deal with sadistic wardens |
at work, they are called managers |
