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Work VS Prison
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
|you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
||you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
|you get three meals a day fully paid for
||you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
|you get time off for good behavior
||you get more work for good behavior
|the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
||you must often carry a security card and open all the
doors for yourself
|you can watch TV and play games
||you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
|you get your own toilet
||you have to share the toilet with some people who pee
on the seat
|they allow your family and friends to visit
||you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
|all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
||you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
|you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
||you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
|you must deal with sadistic wardens
||at work, they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
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