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A German, an Italian and a Redneck were on death row.


 The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
    1.. To be shot
    2.. To be hung
    3.. To be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus. 

 So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head.
          (Boom he was dead instantly.) 
 Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."
          (Snap, he was dead.)
 Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS
stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Redneck
fell down laughing. The guards looked at each
other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said "Give me another one of
those shots," so the guards did. Now he was
laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes
and he doubled over. So finally the warden
said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid.....
     I'm wearing a condom!"

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