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Austin Powers Pick-Up Lines
1. Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt): Let's get you out of
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could
all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.
13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light
16. Are those real?
17. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
18. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
that thing you do with your tongue.
19. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
20. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck
21. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
22. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
23. F--k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
24. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
25. My name is (name)... Remember that, you'll be screaming it
26. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
27. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
28. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
29. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to
30. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
31. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you
32. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I
could do it in public.
33. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you
34. Baby, I'm an American Express lover... You shouldn't go home
35. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
36. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in
37. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
cheap motel room.
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