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A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and
out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says,
"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an
asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give
a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do
that,I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a
diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this
"I can't do that, officer."
"Because I'm drunk."
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