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Business trip or vacation?

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced
up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized
she was heading straight toward his seat.

Low and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up
a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. " I use my experience to debunk some of
the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are
the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men
are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Irish descent. We
have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the
Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't
even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto O'Connor, but my friends call me
Bubba."

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