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Cats & Dogs

1)  Cats do what they want.
2)  They rarely listen to you.
3)  They're totally unpredictable.
4)  They whine when they are not happy.
5)  When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6)  When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7)  They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8)  They're moody.
9)  They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost you money.

Conclusion:  They're tiny little women in fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1)  Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2)  They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
don't
hear you when you're in the same room.
3)  They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4)  They growl when they are not happy.
5)  When you want to play, they want to play.
6)  When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7)  They are great at begging.
8)  They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9)  They can never have enough toys and they leave them everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
you
a
kiss.

Conclusion:  They're tiny little men in fur coats.

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