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Clearing Out the Hypocrites

Imagine this happening to you. One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000
member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from
head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men
proclaimed,"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."

Immediately, the choir fled,the deacons fled, and most of the congregation
fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken
took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid
of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!" And
the two men turned and walked out.

Too deep not to pass on...

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God ...
and then wonder why the world is in the condition it is today.. Funny how
we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Funny or is it scary?
Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who,by
the way, also "believes"in God).

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think
twice about sharing. Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely
through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school
and work place. Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ!
on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week. Are you laughing?
Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many
on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what
they will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how I can be more
worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.

Are you thinking?
Will you share this with people you care about?
Or not?

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