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F in Sex
Little Suzie had a school project to write something
about her parents
who, in her case, were divorced. So Suzie told Mommy about the
asked how old she was. Mom said "Suzie, that's personal
information and I'd
really rather you didn't include that in your report."
Suzie said she understood and asked how much Mom weighed, to
course, Mom said that that, too, was personal information that
don't ask someone and certainly don't include in school reports.
Suzie asked "Then why are you and Daddy divorced?" to
responded once again that that was highly personal information
for a school report.
Lamenting this turn of fate to a friend, Suzie was told by her
that all that information could be found on a person's license,
evening, when Mom wasn't looking, Suzie fished around in Mom's
purse until she
found her license, from which she copied information into her
Some days later, Suzie was telling Mom about how well she did on
school report. Mom asked what she'd done it on and Suzie replied
course, it was on her Mom. "But you didn't know anything
about what to write the
other day," said Mom. "I know," said Suzie, "but
I got all the information
I needed. For example, I know that you're 38 years old," she
"Well, honey, that's right, but how do you know that?"
"Simple," Suzie said, "I got it from your license.
And I also know that you weigh
120 pounds," she added, confirming that she'd gotten that
the license as well. "And furthermore," she added,
"I know why you and Daddy
Curious, Mom asked how she knew that since surely THAT wasn't on
license. "But it was, Mom," Suzie said with triumph in
"It said that you got a 'F' in Sex!"
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