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Jake, Johny and Billy Bob

Jake, Johnny, and Billy Bob went to the rodeo.
  Unfortunately, a big bull jumped the fence into
  the spectators and they were trampled to death
  Being good God-fearing men, they ascended to
  Heaven where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
  He said,"Welcome to Heaven, gentlemen.
  I'm  sure you'll be quite comfortable here, but
  I must warn you that we do have our rules in Heaven.
  If you break them, you'll be punished.
  One rule is, never step on a duck.  If you step on a duck,
  the duck quacks, then they all quack, and it goes on and on.
  That sounded simple enough.
  They passed through the Pearly Gates and
  were surprised to find there were ducks everywhere!
  In no time at all, Jake stepped on one. The
  duck quacked, then they all quacked, they made a terrible racket
  and it just went on and on.
  Pretty soon along came St. Peter with a terribly
  homely woman in tow.
  "I warned you that if you broke the duck rule
  you'd be punished."
  He chained the homely woman to Jake and
  said, "You will be together
  forever," and walked away.
  Sometime later, despite his best efforts,
  Johnny accidentally stepped on
  a duck. The duck quacked, then they all
  quacked and made a terrible
  commotion that just went on and on.
  Sure enough, along came St. Peter with an
  even homelier woman.
  "I warned you that if you broke the duck rule
  you'd be punished."
  With that, he chained the woman to Johnny
  and said, "The two of you will be together for all eternity,
  and walked away.
  Well, Billy Bob was very careful not to step on a duck.
  One day St. Peter came along with a drop
  dead gorgeous blonde. He
  Chained her to Billy Bob and said, "You will be
  together now and forever more, and walked away.
  Billy Bob exclaimed, "Wow, I wonder what I did
  to deserve this?"
  "I don't know about you," said the beautiful
  woman, --"But I stepped on a duck...

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