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When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs,
he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and
you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer
prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?
The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking
Eagle" because he is so full of sh.. that he can't fly.
The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell
the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because
it's usually three different stories. - Sam Donaldson.
If the president could convince every woman in America that the
Bible says oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote. -
Newt Gingrich.
What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same
thing. - Kenneth Starr.
The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the
entire Grand Jury. - Monica Lewinsky.
The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying
to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern. - OJ
Simpson.
If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who
swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any
of my own work done. - Vernon Jordan.
The president should take up skiing. - Al Gore.
If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in the bunker. -
Saddam Hussein.
Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure
the door is locked. - George Stephanopoulos.
There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon, it will have
a six inch hard drive, but no memory.
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