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A woman went to the Doctor's office, where she was seen by one
of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination
room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and
she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and told her to go relax in
another room.
The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first
doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs.
Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven
grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without
looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he
comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds
to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
booze. Where upon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find
Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs
him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the
drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water
again but for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out
of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my
brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the
drunk in the water again --- but this time he holds him down for
about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher
pulls him up.
The preacher asked the drunk again, "For the love of God,
have you found Jesus?
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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