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Only in America
Only in America...can a pizza get to
your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating
rink.
Only in America...do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot
coffee in their own lap.
Only in America...do we have labels on baby strollers to remind
people to
remove the baby before folding up the stroller...
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back
of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America...do banks leave all the doors open and then
chain the pens
to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the
driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to
in the first place.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in
packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to
describe government
official and such so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning
"many" and "tics"
meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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