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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a
flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a
fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines
and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot
of fun. He explains, I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now
agitated, says, Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me
$5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be
no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. What's the distance from the
earth to the moon? The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into
her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, What goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four legs?
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with
his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no
answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to
no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The
blonde says, Thank you, and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks, Well, what's the answer?
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
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