Two boys are playing football in Golden
Gate Park when one is attacked by a
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and
rushes over to
"Young Forty Niners' Fan Saves Friend From
vicious Animal," he starts
"But I'm not a Niners fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just
assumed you were," said the
"Little Oakland Raiders' Fan Rescues Friend From
Horrific Attack," he
"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners or Raiders.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
I'm a Cowboys fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes, "Little Redneck
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