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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS)
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to
change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be
able to find the stupid light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the
past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand
on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S
A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS
PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE
TOILET PAPER ROLL!! . . .
...I'm sorry, what was
the question?
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