| Ring-g-g-g-g- "Hello?" "Hi
honey, this is Daddy, . . . is your Mommy near the
phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with
Unc'a Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't
got an Uncle Frank, honey."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom
with Mommy right now!"
"Uh, okay, then . . . here's what I want you to
do. Put the phone down, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that
Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy." A few minutes later, the
little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the
bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she
tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window
and now she's all dead!"
"Oh my God ! ! ! - And what about your Uncle
Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and
he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into
the swimming pool . . . but he must have forgot that last
week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real
dead too!"
. . . . long pause Then Daddy says, "Swimming
pool????? Is this 555-7039???"
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