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Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Video's A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan."What was that for? He asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it," she replies. "Don't be silly, " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horse I bet on". His wife seemed satisfied at this and apologized. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around he asks, "What was that for?" "Your f*#kin' horse phoned!" Check out over 400 more jokes, mpegs and funny sayings If you are trying to access a media file, and it does not show, you may need to download the player. |
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